My girlfriend just got the “I would like to speak to a manager” haircut. #PGP

I haven’t had a tinder match in weeks. PGP

Called in sick and my boss asked if I could come in for a little while.

Kate Upton settling with those Game of War commercials makes me feel better about settling with my career path. PGP.

Using a sticky note as a coaster. PGP.

Blowing your nose with paper towels. PGP.

Having more stacks of plastic to-go cups than nice drinking glasses in your apartment. PGP.

Zoning out for minutes at a time thinking about your golf swing. PGP.

No one has responded to my happy hour group text. PGP.