I put clean clothes on the bed. When I sleep I put the clothes on the chair. I repeat this process until all my clothes are dirty again, then restart. PGP.

Another day, another dollar. Well after taxes and inflation, it’s more like 72 cents. PGP.

My coworkers still think it’s hilarious to do the “Yeeeppp” from Storage Wars. PGP.

There is a cute girl that sits across from me at work. I have no idea how to handle this situation. PGP.

Just realized I read and enjoyed an article ranking types of milk. PGP.

My favorite gift this year was the Sonicare my mom got me. PGP.

My life is now basically just waiting until I get to go to sleep again and then not being able to fall asleep when that time comes. PGP.

“Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass, Happy Hanukkah.” PGP.

I eat at the same five places every week. PGP.

No plans are the best plans. PGP.