The guy Merrill Lynch assigned to manage my IRA is one year younger than me. PGP.

Seeing something NSFW online and immediately going to your phone to look at it. PGP.

Was just endorsed on LinkedIn for customer satisfaction by the girl I’ve been hooking up with. PGP.

Accidentally dialing 9 before making a call on your cell phone. PGP.

Working on Veterans Day. PGP

Drunk Linkedin profile browsing. PGP.

I’m really going to start taking things seriously next week. PGP.

My office is colder than how I feel inside. PGP.

The back of my cube is a wall, so no one can see my screen. I feel like a god. PGP.

Making less money than your parents pay in taxes. PGP.