“I need to get my steps in.” PGP.

Whoever said, “Today is the first day of the rest of you life” never worked in corporate America. PGP.

On a scale of 1 -10, how obnoxious is wearing my Beats by Dre headphones in the office? PGP.

Just found out I have weddings on back to back days next June. Already have the scaries. PGP.

Going to a coworker’s “Last Day Happy Hour,” eating a free plate of food, drinking free beer, and not saying goodbye to the person quitting. PGP.

Went hiking on Saturday, still felt sore Wednesday. PGP.

Following the demise of Johnny D from IL to TX. PGP.

Showing up to work and realizing you left the cap off of your favorite pen the night before. PGP.

I finished all my work for the day by 11 a.m. Have to stay till 6 anyway. PGP.