Falling asleep before the election was called. PGP.

I honestly don’t care how much you hate or love Donald Trump. PGP.

Trying harder to not fuck it up rather than trying to succeed. PGP.

Getting “sup”-d in the comments section was the highlight of my week. PGP.

When your manager asks for an update on the internal posting you applied for. PGPowerMove.

High turnover rates. PGP.

I am afraid of the hangover I’mgoing to get from a bachelor party two weeks from now. PGP.

The anxiety that hits when you enter a coworker’s office and they say “Close the door.” PGP.

Wanting clothes for Christmas. PGP.

Nothing fucks up your Friday more than realizing it’s only Wednesday. PGP.