Putting in my two weeks soon. Can’t stop fantasizing about never seeing these people again. PGP.

Not wanting to be known as “The Guy Who Does Nothing,” but not wanting to actually do anything. PGP.

My Sirius XM trial just expired. PGP.

Triple checking your alarm. PGP.

Fantasy football scouting has officially taken over my lunch break. PGP.

“This site is best experienced with Ad-Blockers turned off.” PGP.

The summer intern whom I’d never spoken to added me on LinkedIn after his last day. PGP.

Had to ask my neighbors to keep it down last night. PGP

Negotiated a starting salary of 53k just to say I make over $1000/week. PGP.

Kids that I went to high school with are turning 30. PGP.