Just doing whatever because it’s busy season and they can’t afford to fire you. PGP.

Still don’t fully understand how Apple Music works. PGP.

Boss wants me to lead 8 a.m. meeting. I just got back from vacation. PGP.

Girlfriend cheated. It was with the bartender at my go-to spot. PGP.

Overhearing coworker’s vacation stories. PGP.

Too broke to change my Brita filter so I guess I’ll just keep drinking Miller Lite. PGP.

My new boss says “pacifically” instead of “specifically.” PGP.

8 a.m. and I’ve already told people to “fuck off” under my breath three times. PGP.

The hand bra picture in the “Temps” ad making me really self-conscious about reading this site at the office. PGP.

Passive aggressive emails about ice tray and paper towel usage. PGP.