The office manager just said ‘Correctamondo’ and is playing Creed. PGP.

My piss still smells like beer. PGP.

Trump just won my home state. PGP.

Applied for a job from my work computer yesterday. PGPM

Threw out my lower back playing corn hole at a brewery this weekend. PGP

Being afraid to ask your boss a question because you’re pretty sure you should already know the answer. PGP.

29 hours till Happy Hour. 88 hours till Game of Thrones. 3055 hours till College Football. PGP.

Just found out the company is sending me on a trip over Memorial Day weekend to a dry county.

I think I just tweaked a hammy wiping. PGP

“So you’re pretty good with excel? Would you mind…” PGP