The Keurig making 8oz of coffee instead of my standard 10oz. PGP.

Realizing my bar tab last night was higher than my contribution to my 401(k)

Played 18 holes yesterday and so sore today.

Is it seriously only Tuesday? PGP.

Got stage fright at the urinal standing next to my boss. PGP

Woke up early to pack my lunch. Forgot it on my kitchen counter. PGP

Researching a company on LinkedIn and being distracted by profiles of the hot girls in their marketing dept.

Too old to sit in the student section, too rowdy to be tolerated in the regular seats. #PGP

Younger me envisioned adulthood involving a lot more money and a lot more sex. PGP.

I had cookie cake for dinner last night. PGP.