Just saw saw one of my business ideas in the worst ever article. PGP.

Being the exact type of person I said I’d never become. PGP.

Afraid to pregame the company party with my coworkers because they still don’t know that I am a complete degenerate. PGP.

Had a girl come over late last night. The sex wasn’t worth sacrificing the sleep. PGP

No Bill Simmons mailbag this week. PGP.

Two years into the real world. Still haven’t used algebra. At all. PGP.