I refuse to tuck my shirt into my jeans. PGPM

Only 2 more hours until I have to work 2 more hours. PGP.

Having absolutely nothing to do but still needing to pretend you’re busy in case a partner walks by. PGP.

Copy and pasting PGP articles into Word so it looks like I’m working on a report. PGPM.

I woke up feeling hungover and haven’t drank in 4 days

My friends asked me to go with them to the midnight screening of the new Captain America movie, told them it was too late. PGP.

Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, never been sicker. PGP

Woke up with heartburn. PGP.

“Your password will expire in 3 days. Please reset password.” Don’t tell me how to live my life. PGP.

No one in my office acknowledged my birthday. PGP