“Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass, Happy Hanukkah.” PGP.
My parents started charging me rent. PGP.
My life isn’t really dope, and I rarely do dope shit. PGP.
Was days away from handing in my two weeks at a job I’ve despised for two years. Got a promotion and a 50% raise. Can’t leave now. PGP.
Back off of Chris Pratt. He’s awesome.
Teaching people who make five times my salary how to do their jobs correctly. PGP.
Got a “buy one, get one” coupon for Chipotle in the mail yesterday. Date night is covered. PGP.
I’m a piece of shit. PGP.
I still get confused over which direction to go out of the elevator. PGP.
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