Only shitting when on the clock. PGPM.

That conference call was so productive I found four jobs to apply for. PGP.

I just want someone to help me pay rent and also have sex with. PGP.

Promoted from an hourly to a salaried position. Celebrated my first week by working 23 hours of unpaid overtime. PGP.

Year-end raise hit my paycheck this week. All $3.81 of it. PGP.

First thing I do at work in the morning is countdown the hours until lunch. PGP.

Moved to the South to escape brutal, Northern winters. Woke up to a high of 21 today. PGP.

Just realized I read and enjoyed an article ranking types of milk. PGP.