Looking for your Times New Roman in the streets who’s a Wingdings in the sheets, but content on settling with a Calibri every time.

Threatening to boycott your friends wedding if they don’t have an open bar. PGP

Only ordering sodas at lunch when it’s on the company dime.

I had to ask someone if I could email them a document because I don’t know how to work a fax machine. PGP.

The dad body with no intentions of becoming a father

Rumor is the Director knocked up the intern, things just kicked up a notch today

Sometimes I just sit on the toilet to avoid people. PGP.

“Did you get that e-mail I just sent you?” PGP.

Jordan Spieth is 21 and leading the Master’s. I’m 25 and making copies in a cubicle. PGP.

6 wings and one beer turned into 30 wings and me blacking out at Wing Night. PGP