Thinking about sending in my application to The Real World.

Just got my first hemorrhoid. PGP.

Today is my birthday, and it doesn’t matter. PGP

Can’t wait to spend my tax return on my credit card bill. #PGP

Puke and rallied this morning – by which I mean I was so hungover I puked but still had to go to work. PGP

Wishing you could pull a Jake Locker and retire at 26. PGP.

I’m on a first name basis with all of the over the phone IT guys. PGP

Adopting a “maintain, don’t gain” diet mindset. PGP

My college jeans don’t fit anymore. PGP.