Non-C Level douches who write their LinkedIn profiles in the third person.

Realizing you’ve eaten your last six meals at your desk.

Directing someone to your boss only to have him put it right back on your desk. PGP.

I met my bf because I’m a recruiter and he was my candidate. My company rejected him. He’s my date for the company holiday party this month. PGP.

Catching a cold during the summer. PGP.

30 minute meeting covering what could have been said in a 3 sentence email. PGP.

Left HR but I’m too invested in my profile to make a new one. PGP.

Gray temples at 26. PGP.

“We’ve reviewed your application and…” No, you haven’t. PGP.

90 degrees. 90% humidity. Work attire. PGP.