Having a surplus of PTO and a shortage of funds to do anything with it. PGP.

Senior coworker is leaving to another team. I’m inheriting all of his responsibility and none of his pay. PGP.

“Did you get a chance to look over that document I sent over?””Yeah I’ve been digesting it.” PGP.

Turned down sex last weekend due to being too tired for the first time. I’m single. PGP.

Playoff games keep me up way past my bedtime. PGP.

Still hungover from Saturday night, at work Monday morning. PGP.

*audible sigh* PGP.

“Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery” was released in theaters 20 years ago. PGP.

The realization that I’m officially closer to 30 than I am to 20. PGP.

“Let’s discuss offline” – said during an in-person meeting. PGP.