I have no idea what I’m doing. PGP.

Grocery shopping with the Scaries resulted in a panic attack in the produce section. PGP.

Got stuck sitting next to Jerry at the morning meeting. Jerry smells like shit. Happy Monday! PGP.

Got married Saturday. Didn’t have sex. PGP.

Both of my roommates are gone for an entire week and this is the best thing that’s happened to me in months. PGP.

Not having a Friendsgiving since you only have a few friends and aren’t organized enough to pull off such an event. PGP.

Flight home from a work trip doesn’t get in until 2 a.m., boss said to be sure to be ready for a 7:15 a.m. meeting that morning. PGP.

Guy at work has bronchitis and is hacking up a lung. Refuses to use PTO and now I’m sick. PGP.

Funny how you can find the least important emails in your inbox by sorting by importance. PGP.

Lateral moves. PGP.