Matching with your ex on Bumble. PGP.

My car is old enough to have its own driver’s license. PGP.

Meeting with my boss. Apply for new jobs. End up in the same office the next morning. Repeat. PGP.

I want to get a German Shepherd but they’re too smart and I know it would end up just calling me on my shit. PGP.

Living in a single income household. PGP.

I’m getting dangerously comfortable with telling people no on the basis that I can’t afford it. PGP.

I added Ken Bone on LinkedIn. PGpowermove.

Check engine light. PGP.

Pants aren’t fitting so great today. PGP.

Preparing a lie ahead of time for when coworkers ask about weekend plans