The “entry level 15” is a lot more depressing than the “freshman 15.” PGP.

Everyone above me is quitting. I’m not getting promoted. PGP.

1: “I work an 8-5.” 2: “You mean 9-5?” 1: “No. That’s a figment of your young imagination.” PGP.

If I’m leaving work at the same time as a coworker, I’ll dip into the bathroom so I don’t have to talk to them the whole way out. PGP.

“So, ya got any big plans this weekend?” PGP.

“You see, Bob…it’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.” PGP.