Today, my coworker said “That’s life, get used to it. Control is just an illusion.” PGP.

For my 25th birthday I got laid off. PGP.

Is there a way to exchange my lunch hour for a nap hour? PGP.

I am not a team player. PGP.

Going back to your desk to get your cell phone before heading to the bathroom. PGP.

Being introduced as “the Tinder girl.” PGP.

People you don’t know endorsing you for skills you don’t have on LinkedIn. PGP.

“How you doing this morning? It looks like you don’t want to be here.” -Becky from HR. PGP.