Monday through Friday. PGP.

At first I was optimistic. I soon became realistic, then indifferent, then apathetic. I’m beyond that now. There may be a word for it but I don’t care enough to look it up. PGP.

Netflix and Chipotle announcing price increases in the same week. PGP.

1: “So what are you working on right now?” 2: “Stuff.” PGP.

“Late night, come home. Work sucks, I know.” PGP.

Leaving the last bit of your lunch unfinished and in front of you so when coworkers come over to talk they think they’re interrupting. PGP.

Working an event for your company at the local career fair and bringing your resume along to pass to other companies. PGP.

“Hope you’re doing well!” means “I don’t know how to begin an email.” PGP.