Getting a phone call telling you to be on the lookout for an email. PGP.

Stealing a Tabasco from Chipotle is the biggest rush I’ve gotten in 2014. PGP.

An unexpected bill side-lining your plans for the entire month. PGP.

Masturbating out of boredom. PGP.

1: “How are you this morning? 2: “I’m here.” PGP.

Still taking laundry home for “Easter break.” PGP.

“How is Tiger doing?” PGP.

That feeling of panic that hits when someone says your name on a conference call. PGP.

When you’re so bored that you actually start doing some work. PGP.