Went to an ice cream social at work. Didn’t say a word to anyone. PGP.

Knowing exactly how far you can drive with the “empty gas tank” light on. PGP.

Counting down to a three paycheck month, so you can put it all towards your student loans. PGP.

The amount of work I didn’t do today almost makes me feel guilty. Almost. PGP.

When you realize your student loan debt wouldn’t be a bad annual salary. PGP.

I don’t have anything witty to say, I just really hate my job. PGP.

I’m going to attempt to relive my glory days this weekend. Pray for me. PGP.

Sitting on a warm toilet at work is the same as finding out your buddy already tagged your one night stand. PGP.

I no longer understand the concept of “expendable income.” PGP.

Chewed out by IT for having Chrome extensions, but not for the 68GB of pirated movies on my work computer. PGP.