One year out of college and I completely understand why the hot girls got all of the internships over me. PGP.

Only 22 and already thinking about giving up and marrying rich. PGP.

Sitting in your cubicle, questioning why you didn’t get piss ass drunk on more random Tuesdays in college. PGP.

Looking for a friend with benefits. Vision is preferred, but dental is mandatory. PGP.

I’ll get my shit together when I’m 25. PGP.

Contemplating a career change, six months into your new job. PGP.

Your boss making fun of your salary. PGP.

I hate it here. PGP.

Counting sex as a workout. PGP.

Was just asked if you can put two separate files on a USB. PGP.