Cashier asked me if I was buying 10 cans of soup for a food drive. I wasn’t. PGP.

Coworker’s kid’s birthday parties. PGP.

Decided not to shower this morning just so I could sleep in for an extra 10 minutes. PGP.

Negative net worth. PGP.

Just gave my two weeks during my annual performance review. DOBBY IS A FREE ELF. PGP.

CEO just bought a private jet, which explains why I didn’t get a raise. PGP.

Calling in sick to work results in me being hyper paranoid that everyone knows I lied. Can’t decide if its really worth it. PGP.

Trying to figure out how families of my coworkers live on my salary. PGP

Mike Trout is 23 and won the AL MVP. I’m 23 and won a new mouse pad in our office raffle. PGP.