Driving for Lyft for four hours so I can afford my bar tab and a Lyft ride home. PGP.

Making eye contact through that gap in the stall door. PGP.

I’m starting to think all these recruiters on Linkedin are just contacting me to look busy at their jobs, because there is no way I’m qualified for what they are asking for. PGP.

My current fantasy game hinges on tonight’s late game, but it starts past my bedtime. PGP.

I bet Jake from State Farm makes more than I do. PGP.

Not knowing what PGPM means. PGP.

My job had unlimited paid sick days. Can somebody give me mono? PGP.

Taking a bright-eyed, eager new hire under my wing and ever-so-subtly transferring my daily workload to him. PGPM.

Reading “How to be Happier at Work” articles. PGP.

Just got a raise. Still poor. PGP.