Working on Veterans Day. PGP

Having a Buzz Lightyear Mrs. Nesbitt-type meltdown during happy hour. PGP.

Started upper-middle class now I’m poor. PGP.

My friends are all getting engaged. I’m still puking on street corners. PGP.

I found out my current job was posted on LinkedIn, so I applied for it. PGPM.

Management has been asking for people to volunteer to take days off to save money on payroll. I volunteered tomorrow so I can go to a job interview. PGPM.

Adderall to get me up. Ambien to bring me down. PGP.

Just bought my first car! It’s 6 years old. PGP.