Hearing songs from your childhood on a classic rock station. PGP.

It was a tough decision, but I am now moving my official bed time from 11 to 10. PGP.

1: “So what are you planning to do with your Christmas bonus?” 2: “Pay bills, probably.” PGP.

Christmas party? Nope. Christmas Bonus? Nope. We don’t even get a Jelly of the Month club membership here. PGP.

Going from living in a house filled with 30 of your best friends to a one bedroom apartment alone. PGP.

Making more money than I ever have in my life, still managing to be broke as fuck. PGP.

I’ll get a bed frame one of these days. PGP.

My life is now basically just waiting until I get to go to sleep again and then not being able to fall asleep when that time comes. PGP.