Explaining what you do for a living. PGP.

When someone walks up to your desk and starts up a conversation while you’re clearly wearing headphones. PGP.

Using a sticky note as a coaster. PGP.

“If there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll believe anything you say.” – Winston Zedmore, PGP

If one co-worker goes in on the snow day, you all go in.

Meal replacement bars. PGP

Nothing like the rush of starting and finishing a report 30 minutes before its due. PGP.

Pondering your lunch plan four hours before lunch. PGP.

Having the constant fear that my mute button will malfunction at the worst possible time. PGP.

Listening to coworkers rephrase SportsCenter sound bites as their own opinions. PGP.