My company just blocked The Masters website. PGP.

I am the only person in my group of friends that has to work today.

They’re not gonna let us leave early. PGP.

Someone at the office announced they were retiring today. I still have 40 more years. PGP

Having to create two different ESPN accounts so that your coworker’s group can’t see that you’re also affiliated with your college friend’s group called “Tiggo Bitties”. PGP.

All of my friends are going to my ex-girlfriends wedding this weekend.

“Who do you have in your final four?” PGP.

Just staring at your computer screen in silence. PGP.