“Meets expectations” across the board on my annual evaluation. PGP

Bitter my work wife got engaged in real life. PGP.

Still hungover from Halloween. PGP.

The decision to get your transmission fixed or buy a new car. PGP

Oncoming traffic in a long hallway gives me anxiety. PGP.

Your office self and non-office self being the modern-day Jekyll and Hyde

SFW costumes during the day, NSFW costumes at the bar

Senator Marco Rubio taking French Work weeks. PGPOWERMOVE

I finally understand, “girls don’t like boys, girls like cars and money.” PGP.

I’m dressing up as a skinny-fat dad for Halloween. Actually, I do that every day. PGP.