Came to a recruiting fair to find new interns. Spent more time networking for a new job. PGPM

My lunch plans consist of stealing a better parking spot.

That guy who asked questions at the end of a lecture will evolve into the guy who causes your meetings to run late.

It’s Friday morning and I already know my Sunday scaries are going to be through the roof.

Going from the “18-24” to “25-34” age demographic on forms. PGP.

I get paid $25/hr. I still go halves on a $10 bottle of vodka. PGP.

I feel like a western gunslinger whenever I alt-tab as my boss walks by. PGP

I’m currently getting paid 28.25 an hour to watch netflix at my desk. PGP.

Experienced a minor victory this morning when due to my savage hangover, vomited in the shower, but aimed for and hit the drain perfectly.

And just like that, all the hot interns are back at school