The Facebook memories feature has been nothing but photos from freshman year for the last 2 weeks. PGP.

“Catch the game last night?” PGP.

On paper, I’m an adult. PGP

Today’s my birthday, I told no one. PGP

Had a pumpkin spice latte this morning. Its was totally premature for fall. I’m used to being premature. That’s why I’m all alone in this world.

Warm toilet seats. PGP.

Killed a bottle of wine and fell asleep at halftime. Who won the game?

My favorite pen ran out of ink. PGP.

Guess I missed the memo about everyone taking a vacation day today. PGP