Keeping a Facebook account exclusively for making myself feel a little better by looking at how my high school classmates turned out. PGP.

Need to take my car in to the shop, but I’m too scared that the repairs are going to cost more than the car is worth.

“What would you say yah do here?” PGP

Was not mentally prepared to see a high school Class of 2020 shirt today.

The 2 o’clock “I fucking hate this place” sigh

Not being able to connect to the company WiFi in the bathroom. PGP.

Forgetting your headphones is like the end of the world. PGP.

Opened up a Roth IRA today. Childhood officially dead.

I’m afraid that if I use my work laptop at home, I’ll accidentally type in a porn site.

I grew up watching the players getting inducted into the hall of fame. PGP.