Made my lunch. Left it at home. PGP.
I can’t get internet on my phone in any of the office’s bathrooms. PGP.
My managing director found out I’m interviewing. PGP.
My office is starting a “Biggest Loser” competition.
I feel no shame for job searching during my morning coffee dump.
Moving my younger brother into the dorms in my college town this weekend. I might die.
Everyone is headed back to school and I’m just sitting at my desk. PGP
“[Facebook friend] was tagged in a life event.” I wonder how much the ring cost? PGP.
Opening up projects that were finished months ago just to make it look like you are doing something. PGP
The excitement of a new Tinder match, followed by the disappointment of it not being human. PGP