I don’t have a work spouse. PGP.

On day 3 of wearing the same pair of dress pants. People have noticed. I don’t care.

Assuming a member of the opposite sex is flirting with you when they add you on LinkedIn.

At what age do I start having hobbies other than drinking? PGP.

I hate this place. PGP

I may legally be an adult, but don’t be fooled. I have no idea what the hell I’m doing.

that 2 o’clock feeling where you want to go home. PGP

Its only 12:00. On Monday.

I’m more concerned about my Uber Customer Rating than I ever was about my GPA. PGP