Having the same Monday night routine as Ted Cruz. PGP.

Wishing you had a more ergonomic chair. PGP.

Equifax. PGP.

Holding your morning dump until you get to the office as a form of procrastination. PGP.

That one friend on LinkedIn who “publishes” academic articles on the market every couple weeks. PGP.

“Morning” ……… “See you tomorrow” PGP.

Putting in your two weeks notice and loving every second of it. PGP.

Getting more happy birthday wishes from LinkedIn than all other social media. PGP.

Exclusively scheduling lunch/coffee meetings so I don’t ever have to spend my own money on food. PGP.

Leaving your headphones at home. PGP.