I probably only do about 2 hours of actual work in a given week, I don’t think my boss notices. PGP.

Coworker just called me in her office to show me her Facebook album full of quilts. PGP.

Coworkers that email you then immediately walk over to talk to you about it. PGP.

I don’t know how to put a GIF directly into a comment. PGP.

The solo cab ride scene in Master of None hitting too close to home. PGP.

Every time my boss asks if I have a few minutes to talk, I always assume I’m being fired. PGP.

Being able to lip sync your coworkers’ usual responses to your morning greetings as you walk away. PGP.

Post-grad walk of shame- when you spend too much time on your phone when you’re in the crapper and have to walk back to your cube with one or more of your legs asleep. This happens to me a few times a week. PGP.

My coworker got a $200 Amazon gift card for Secret Santa. I got a Justin Bieber bath towel. PGP.