Need a job to get experience, need experience to get a job. PGP.

Just got a rejection email from a job I applied for over a year ago. PGP.

Just found out I have weddings on back to back days next June. Already have the scaries. PGP.

Going to a coworker’s “Last Day Happy Hour,” eating a free plate of food, drinking free beer, and not saying goodbye to the person quitting. PGP.

“Hey I have to drop off this call to run to another meeting.” *Sprints to the bathroom before defecating everywhere* PGP.

Sweating through your undershirt on your morning commute. PGP.

The intern is too young to make my liquor run. PGP.

Contemplated calling the police on anyone who blew off a firework after 10 p.m. PGP.

I got so fucked up on Friday that I spent my entire long weekend recovering. PGP.

My company has blocked Pandora but Facebook is apparently still cool. PGP.