Girlfriend just thanked the waiter at a taco bar by saying “Graci-YASS.” PGP.

Wanting to visit friends in other cities on the weekends but declining because traveling on Sundays intensifies the Scaries ten-fold. PGP.

Kids that I went to high school with are turning 30. PGP.

Went to the store to buy beer today. Handed the cashier my ID; she replied, “Oh no, you’re old enough..” I’m 22. PGP.

My eye doctor says my constant eye fatigue is from staring at a computer screen all day. PGP.

Knowing the CEOs grandson will get promoted before you but still being pissed off when it actually happens. PGP.

The hand bra picture in the “Temps” ad making me really self-conscious about reading this site at the office. PGP.

Checking out her ring finger first. PGP.

“You hear about Taylor Swift and Kanye West?” PGP.

Getting bummed realizing I won’t be able to max out my Roth IRA contributions this year. PGP.