Accidentally referred to myself as an alcoholic instead of a workaholic in a phone interview. At least I told the truth. PGP.

Boss makes 3 times your salary but still types with two index fingers. PGP.

Different shirt, same pants. PGP.

Hoping to one day select ‘Current Balance’ rather than ‘Minimum Payment’. PGP

Expecting a raise despite the fact that i do absolutely nothing at work. PGP

Physically, I haven’t missed a day of work in months. Mentally, I haven’t shown up to work in months.

Sort by: Price Low to High. PGP.

Saw a waitress storm out and quit today…I haven’t been this inspired in a while

I go to lunch as late as possible, just so the day seems shorter. PGP

On paper, I’m an adult. PGP