The bar was way too loud last night. PGP.

I haven’t had sex with my girlfriend since we moved in together. PGP.

I used to get excited when my cell phone rang. Now I panic. PGP.

Wasn’t going to come to work on the 5th. Just received a meeting invite. PGP.

The intern has a bigger work space than me. PGP.

Sipping on that pepto before dining out cause I’m not about that heartburn and indigestion life. PGP.

Living in constant fear that your boss will find out that you are just making it up as you go. PGP.

My friend just had a kid on purpose. PGP.

Every time someone at work tells me a story, I want to just “honestly, I don’t give a fuck.”

The daily struggle between drinking or losing weight