Bumble match from last night deleted me this morning.

Taking a sick day when you aren’t sick to avoid your office full of coworkers who refuse to take a sick day when they are. PGP.

Realizing that “TY” or “Thx” is the closest thing you’ll ever get to a sincere “Thank you” from your boss. PGP.

One of the partners brought me along with him to a college basketball game, so as a thanks I bought him a beer. He didn’t want it. PGP.

Not remembering a single fucking thing from hometown bars last night when unsaved numbers are texting you today. PGP.

Just watched John Duda Juul inside a restaurant. PGP.

Mandatory office potlucks. PGP.