I have to take prescription acid reflux pills. I’m 22. PGP.

Only two single people in the wedding party – me and the groom’s 16-year-old brother. PGP.

“You are the first caller to the conference.” PGP.

Justifying spending more by telling yourself you’ll get more reward points. PGP.

Went to a concert and got Avion one on a Tuesday night. Work at 7am. Anxiety is at an all time high. PGP.

Swiping right on an obvious fake, just in case. PGP.

“Please hold for the next available representative.” PGP.

Living vicariously through people who put in their two weeks notice. PGP.

Realizing how expensive health insurance is when you turn 26. PGP.

The thousand yard stare you blankly give your monitor while fantasizing about a rich and exotic lifestyle far removed from the mundane chore of the 9-5 work week. PGP.