Getting legitimately excited to update your LinkedIn after accepting a new job. PGP.

Upvoting your own comment on PGP. PGP.

“Sale” “Sort by: Lowest price first” PGP.

I receive more messages from LinkedIn recruiters than I do from Bumble…I’m not even looking for a new job. PGP.

My Bumble date just added me on LinkedIn. PGP.

I showed up a half hour early to show the boss that I’m dedicated. He didn’t come in today. PGP.

When you have to ask a coworker if they have any Tums. PGP.

Thought I was following a friend on Instagram with a knack for sunset/nature photos for the last 6 months. Turns out it’s a random 9th grader with the same name. PGP.

Getting more matches on bumblebizz than I ever got on bumble. PGP.

The highlight of my week was definitely getting two free Krispy Kreme donuts. PGP.