My friend just told me she saw my boss at the bar watching the game. He told me he was going to Staples. PGP.

Somebody emailed the entire office because they lost their roast beef sandwich. PGP.

The collective sigh when that one person starts talking during a meeting. PGP.

Took a day off to play golf then there was an unpredicted thunderstorm. PGP.

1: “What do you do for a living?” 2: “I don’t want to talk about it.” PGP.

Showing up to work early just to print out concert tickets on the color printer. PGP.

It’s 9:30 in the morning and I already feel like I need a beer. PGP.

Sent Jurgen Klinsmann’s Permission Slip to my manager as a joke 4 hours ago. He has not responded or acknowledged the e-mail. I think I might get fired. PGP.

I tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end it doesn’t even matter. PGP.

Not having hamburger, so just eating the helper. PGP.