Being too old to pretend you have a chance with a professional athlete anymore. PGP.

My boss is letting everyone hang out in the conference room and watch the World Cup. I hate soccer. PGP.

This is my cube. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My cube is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My cube, without me, is useless. Without my cube, I am useless. PGP.

Staying two extra minutes late, but just so you don’t have to walk out with anybody. PGP.

My coffee intake has doubled since graduating. Not because my job is harder than school, just more boring. PGP.

Actually being the stalled vehicle on the side of the road you always hear on rush hour traffic reports. PGP.

“What the fuck are we supposed to be doing?” PGP.

Answering the office phone is basically corporate Russian Roulette. PGP.

The never ending guessing game about how much you think upper management makes. PGP.

1: “Who in the fuck brewed decaf?” 2: “Some virgin.” PGP.