Netflix and Chipotle announcing price increases in the same week. PGP.

1: “So what are you working on right now?” 2: “Stuff.” PGP.

The uncanny ability to turn a small task into a day-long project. PGP.

Got to use my new umbrella for the first time today…so I’ve got that going for me. PGP.

I’m going to cut the next person that says, “Welcome to the real world!” PGP.

“Late night, come home. Work sucks, I know.” PGP.