My parents got me a self help book for my birthday. PGP.

A 23-year-old just won the World Cup for his country. All I’ve done for mine is pay taxes. PGP.

Lowering your desired salary with each passing interview. PGP.

Not being able to afford picking up the tab with your girlfriend’s parents. PGP.

My parents are planning a family vacation without me. PGP.

Sometimes I wonder if I took a nap in the supply closet, how long it would take my boss to find me. PGP.

Being able to honestly tell your coworkers what you did this weekend, because it was lame. PGP.

Anytime I open a link in a new window instead of a new tab, I get irrationally angry. PGP.

I should probably start giving a shit. PGP.

Just had to fire the intern. Back to the bottom of the totem pole. PGP.